THE ONE SITTING THERE WITH THEIR HEAD ON THEIR HAND, SCROLLIN’ BY BORED AS HECK!
My girlfriend murrlin is in need of some SWEET MOOLAH so she can get herself a new computer! She’s got some troubles, however, ranging from disabilities to abusive family members.Long story short, HER SITUATION IS DONKED UP, and her one portal away from that messed up jazz is ABOUT TO GO DIE on her!
So, she’s running a fundraising drive to get herself a new laptop!
"BUT ARCHIVE," you ask, scratching your nonexistent head: "WHY DOES THIS CONCERN ME?"
Well, me dear ethereal representation of the reader, I’M OFFERING PRIZES to people who help her the dink out!
For starters, every dollar you put into her paypal account will count as a raffle entry!
The prize? A veritable TREASURE TROVE of free video games!
Like, FIFTEEN of the buggers, including some of my own personal favorites!
We’re talking around $150+ dollars worth of vidya here!
In addition, any person who donates twenty dollars or more will get a full-detail, full-effort pixelart sprite of WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE!
"HOT DIGGITY DAMN, SIGN ME UP ARCHIVE! WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY?"
Well, it’s easy my friend!
Just log on to paypal, and click the “Send and Request” link from the top of your profile page! After that, click “pay for goods and services”!
From there, send your SWEET SWEET DOUBLOONS to email@example.com!
Every dollar sent will be automatically logged by paypal, so don’t you worry about us missing your entry!
So, with all that explaining out of the way, let’s get some cash flowing!
And if you aren’t able to put money in, spread the post along! Every note is another set of eyes seeing the post, and one of those lucky people might be able to chip in a dollar for the cause!